Things I am learning about Ottawa

1. I do not know where Beavertails have been all my life - but my life was not complete until now.
2. The #5 bus drivers in Ottawa ARE NOT as nice as the #5 bus drivers in Waterloo.
3. Visits with your heterosexual life partners are necessary for the good of your health.
4. It is possible to sleep from Waterloo to Ottawa - waking only for hot chocolate and chocolate glazed donut time.
5. Ottawa has a lot of water. You can take boat rides on said water. I choose not to as being in something floating on water is unnatural and sickening.
6. www.p-mate.com - people will invent anything and people will buy anything.